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Friday, September 23, 2005

The "PJ traffic sucks" poem by me (who else?)

The drivers in pj they really suck.
The way they drive is like they dont give a fuck
about the safety of others one single bit.
No one cares about laws and all that shit.

The roads all over pj are always jammed.
If there are any without potholes well i'll be damned.
The surface of the roads are so messed up,
you wouldnt even notice if you've rolled over a pup.

The bus,lorries and trucks they should all be banned.
The drivers wah they think they are so grand.
It's bad enough they drive something with such great mass,
they sumore squeeze through traffic with their big fat ass

I really really hate motorcyclists alot.
Riding safely is exactly what they do not.
you motorcyclists in pj, you better beware!
I'll drive up beside you and give you my cock stare.

The worst are the makciks who wear baju kurung.
Why are they always so slow? Blame it on the tudung.
You might ask, "How bout the good lady drivers leh?"
WTF? Got such thing as good lady drivers one meh?

The only time when there are less cars,
is when you look up in the sky and you see stars
or early in the morn when it is still dark,
It's the best time for making out in the park.

2 Comments:

  • At 3:19 PM, Blogger ahhead21 said…

    May I suggest a personal heli for you?

     
  • At 5:56 PM, Blogger JC said…

    woah....you can compile all the poems and publish book man. Poems and other Ching Chong Stories By MarvTan. LOL

     

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