Wankers

Last Thursday, I met up with some friends for steamboat dinner. We went in separate cars. I was told that the dinner would be at 730 but by the time my friend got to my place to pick me, it was already 735 and after picking me, he had to go pick another friend. After getting to that friend's place, he asked us to wait outside for about 5 minutes. By that time, it was about 750.
Furthermore, none of us in the car knew how to get to the restaurant.
By the time we got there, it was almost 820.
Not bad. Only almost an hour late. Luckily they ordered some food first so they would not feel grumpy and start bitching.

After dinner on the drive home, one of the guys said that a couple of days ago, he was just looking through to see how much porn he had when he discovered that he had a massive FIVE gigabytes of them. Porn is bad. People, please follow my example and don't watch. That friend also mentioned something very shocking. He said that he probably started wanking at the age of FOUR. IS THAT POSSIBLE?!
During that time, we recalled another friend who buys harddisks very often. And sumore he's the very quiet type. We suspect that he is being quiet to hide his porn from us and the harddisks that he buys are to store his collection!
You know who you are!

Speaking about wanking, that reminds me. Last weekend I had dinner with my family at a cafe in PJ new town. A foreign guy took our orders. My mum had ordered a milk shake for my grandfather but they brought chocolate milk intead. My mum called the same foreign guy over and told him that she ordered a milkshake. This is exactly what happened:

Marvin's mum: What drink is this? I ordered a milk shake.
Foreign waiter: This is milk chocolate.
Marvin's mum: Do you have milk shake?
Foreign waiter: Milk shake? (as he clenches his fist and shakes it up and down)

As soon as he did that, I looked at my brother and my brother looked at me. After the waiter had left, we burst into laughter. If you have difficulty imagining the action of the fist, please message me on MSN. I have an emoticon with a similiar action.

An ex-colleague told me that his mum used to be a babysitter. He mentioned that some of these small kids already can "harden" at a very young age.
Oh... kay.... very informative.
What was this guy thinking of, "analyzing" a small boy's kuku?!
Just joking only.. no offence :P