After lunch with my brother yesterday, we were lepaking outside a sundry shop where I noticed this ad. Click to enlarge.










The ad is targetted towards men and women who have problems with heir sex lives caused by either "mati pucuk" or "lemah tenaga". Sigh. Maybe husband or wife too ugly.
This guy named "Pak Man" claims that he has some herbs that can help give some "ummph" to your sex life.
Why give this guy your money when you can just use a paperbag to cover your partner's face?!
A paperbag is cheap and available everywhere sumore. You could keep stock of them when you tapau your burgers from McD's.
Note that this guy says "Wang ringgit boleh dicari, kebahagian rumahtangga tidak boleh dijual beli."
What is this guy saying? Good sex determines whether the happiness of a marriage?
Chiu... if that's the case, what that person needs is a whore or a giggolo.

Sumore this guy included a picture of himself there. What the shit. Just look at him. Looks like he could use some of these herbs himself. Or maybe he can use Abang Marv's cheaper paperbag method.

Hmm... it says that it takes 45 minutes to take effect. Is the partner really willing to wait that long? By the time the 45 minutes is up, maybe the partner fall asleep already.
In contrast to that, with Abang Marv's paperbag method, you can start your hanky panky in an instant!

OKlah change topic. The pics below are the amps and pedals used during guitar class. Feel like stealing them home. Ngek ngek....









PS: I still suck at guitar.