How to make an inflated middle finger using a glove

Nothing better to post today. So I might as well educate everyone on how to make an inflated middle finger using a glove. It might come useful in the future. Please teach your kids how to do this as well.

1) Get a clean glove. Yes.. it must be clean coz you will be blowing into it. You wouldn't want to blow into a glove the janitor uses to wash the toilet now, would you?
2) Blow it up with all your might. Prostitutes will do a good job with this one.
3) After the glove is sufficiently inflated, stop blowing and by any means necessary, stop the air from escaping.
4) Pull the 2nd, 4th and 5th finger back and you will achieve the following result:









For maximum results, you should select skin coloured gloves and you could also inflate the glove with helium instead of blowing it.