The Aaron Soo poem by Marvin Tan

I have a friend, Aaron Soo is his name
my friends and i, we think he's insane
he loves to stay at home oh so much
and doesn't really like to keep in touch

animes are aaron's best friend
something that i will never comprehend
he speaks with an accent that is so damn fake
i really dont know how much more i can take

aaron has a bitch he likes to touch
which i think is a lil' too much
hentai is where he should draw the line
but he's really gone too far this time

but why do i still call him one might ask
since getting him out is such an impossible task
well, this may make me sound like a sinner
but most of the time he pays for dinner....

Comments anyone?